Ready to find your perfect match?
Here at The Cloud, we can help you find
your perfect partner, partners, subordinate, superior, FWB, regrettable hookup, new best friend or even just someone to cling to so that you don’t have to face death alone.
All we need are a few small details...
The Cloud’s not a safe place for anyone of school age to meet their match. But before you go back to Snapchatting inappropriate selfies and loitering outside McDonald’s trying futilely to catch the eye of someone from the year above, here are some options that won’t get you into trouble at school...Whisk me away
You're a creative genius!
Marrying form and function with verve, you’re a perfectionist who lets nothing stand in your way when it comes to getting everything just so, but you’re no dictator. Calm, confident and probably a bass player in your spare time, you’re probably far too cool for anyone you’ll meet here.
You're a geek!
Or possibly a nerd, we’re unsure. We’re sure you’ll explain, however, because you’re an eminently practical soul with a killer eye for detail, and that kind of ambiguity drives you nuts.
You're an unsung hero!
People don’t always appreciate you as much as they should and you sometimes feel like your entire life is consumed by your job – how long would it take anyone to notice if you died in your office? – but your unswerving loyalty and dedication to the cause mean you’re going to make anyone discerning enough to pick you out a very happy man, woman or anthropomorphic animal.
You're a hardcore DIY-er!
Not content with boxing yourself in, you want to go, everywhere, do everything and – most importantly – manage it all under your own power. For you, it’s all about the journey, rather than the destination; you’re after something new, exciting and just a little bit odd.
You're a networker!
You’re reading this on your phone so we’ll keep in brief. A social butterfly with big ambitions, you’re busy, busy, busy – but at least you have plenty of friends, so you’ll have somewhere to crash when thieves identify your house from Foursquare and raid it the next time you check in at the pub.
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